"I’m a better father than you, Rick. I’m better for Lori than you, man. It’s ‘cause I’m a better man than you, Rick. ’Cause I can be here and I’ll fight for it. You come back here and you just destroy everything! You got a broken woman. You got a weak boy. You ain’t got the first clue on how to fix it. Raise your gun.”

(Source: chosenswan)


“Too many guys think I’m a concept, or I complete them, or I’m gonna make them alive. But I’m just a fucked-up girl who’s lookin’ for my own peace of mind; don’t assign me yours.” - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)

(Source: mashamorevna)


avenger-kitty-glorious-purrs:

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. Pun totally intended.

(Source: life-in-stark-tower)


(Source: youtube.com)


santasrudolph:

Christmas Stuff: Cats + Christmas